And so after seven weeks, $700 billion dollars evaporated, seven thousand jobs a week lost, we approach Thanksgiving, Christmas MuZak playing in stores a week before Black Friday, 14 days into the newly elected administration's already-predicted-to-fail transition, Wall Street jumping up and down (mainly down) speculating on whether or not the New Guys will be able to fix the broken machine, seven weeks before they even open up for business...
Well now we know $700 billion wasn't quite enough billions cause everyone else that's in business is going belly-up, too. They'll need a few bucks too, so they can lend it back to us, (charge a little interest on it of course) or pay us to make stuff they can't sell cause most of us don't have any money since the price of everything doubled or tripled.
There's no need to worry though, the Old Pres has filled the New Pres in on all the specifics of how the world really works, And the New Guys are gonna probably hire back a bunch of the Old Guys, cause the Old guys have there fingers stuck in Pies all over the place... so if they're all up for it, if worse comes to worst... I know there'll be Pie somewhere. Mmmm. Pie.
